Introduction
this applies to not only fake friends
it goes all the way down to the list of people
be it your partner, your bestfriends
or that random girl in class who won't stop making a conversation
it doesn't matter if you hate them or possibly still want them in your life
One
Be occupied, with other things
or atleast, make yourself seems occupied
best trick, you could use the "I am busy" excuse
Two
Have stuffs put on your plate more than you can handle
when all commitment calls for you
thats's when you get to decide what to drop
and ofcourse, people
especially important ones
Three
easy, just wake up one day and act like they never existed
or like, new phone who this?
talk to everyone in the room except them
Four
Start writing long ass letters apologising for the shit you are about to make
which is, leaving them
atleast you know, it makes you less bad
or it makes them less hurt
maybe
Five
walk to them and tell that none of it is working anymore
that you are done and both of you are good to go seperate ways
no hate, just fate
Six
spread rumours about them
or make up stories telling everyone but them
that they're annoying or needy
that way, they will somehow know that they fucked up
which they never actually did
Seven
meet new people
goodbye old ones
you'll miss them once in a while but fuck it
Eight
Be nostalgic once in two months
remember the people who used to matter
and talk so much about the past
that you'll annoy the shit out of the current ones
and then you leave them for stupid reasons
repeat
Nine
turn off your phone
shut off all social medias
stay at home specifically your room
and do nothing for months
you'll get used to it and one day you'll start being like
"hang out how?"
Ten
Fuck up the things that are important to them
like, that assignment that was supposed to cause your life
or accidentally step on their hamster
or lose their favourite guitar
or tell the World about their deepest secrets
Eleven
Dissapear
Be dead
Be gone
Be anything but around.
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